Current Hotties
Our Illustrious President
My name is Greta Erickson. "Hello, Greta." I am a warrior, a courageous soldier. My weapon? Commedia dell'arte. Comedy. Laughter if you will. Join me. Fight with me. Fight me? No. Love. Live Laugh Love Me. My name is Ky. I plan to marry rich, so my degree doesn't matter. Some things about me is that I'm hot and sexy and sexy and hot and I love to create problems on purpose. Ok I love you bye
Social Chair/ War Consigliere
Brad Schurtz is a normal chill guy who likes to hang out and go insane. In the time he spends not being a 3rd year media studies student, he enjoys growling at cars and pretending the squirrels are talking to him. He’s a real scary type of fella - avoid at ALL COSTS. Claire Lichty is a second year who’s favorite subject in school is “Blatant Narcissism 1010”. She spends her free time storm chasing mild weather. She's our cutest member to date!
Social Media Manager
Hey, I’m Savannah, I’m in this group. Thanks for hanging with us! Byeeee... |
Our Brave Vice President
Aidan Ward is a third year whose New Year's resolution to be more social got him trapped in a comedy club. His celebrity look-alike is the default Mii character (he is not proud of this, but feels it would be irresponsible to not disclose). Treasurer
Madeleine Frank is currently a fourth and has no idea what's going on. She should figure that out. This is a photograph of her holding a fish she had grown connected to, visibly unhappy that Stuart was going to be dinner. On the eve of hot kids callbacks, Ally was born to Mr. & Mrs. [redacted]. She denies having any relational ties to the organization and stands by her work ethic & determination that has thus got her to where she is today.
Julian David is a fourth year American Studies major which means exactly what you think it means. I think he used to be Video Manager of this club? Anyway he thinks about the movie Rango a lot.
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Video Manager
Reese Robers is a first year trying her best (and, many times, not succeeding (failing miserably, one could say (tragically, even))). She joined Hot Kids for the prospect of being Hot and Interesting, but being Funny is also a plus, so she's decided to stick around for now. Clare is a fourth year individual. A lover, not a fighter, a Pisces, and a true advocate for things that people generally support. She can’t wait to make the most of her one final semester being both hot and funny!
Social Chair
Maggie Mooney is a second year English major. They were not allowed to consume red dye as a child. Whatever that was supposed to accomplish obviously didn’t work, so now they do comedy. Merch Chair
Jesse Smith—seen here asking the question “hmjmmghkpww?”—is a first-year who likes to think he is smarter than a fifth-grader. So ask him a question about rotational momentum or Gilded Age presidents. Just don’t ask him where the infamous airline hijacker D.B. Cooper is. He doesn’t know. |